Vol. 4 | November 2016
“Saying that I’m obsessed with race and racism in America is like saying I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning."
"Obama's got no foreign policy experience. What, did he play Risk in high school twice?"
W. Kamau Bell
"Mormon vs. black guy is like Alien vs. Predator - something I hate vs. something I don’t understand."
"If you're ever wondering how greed can become more and more perfect, just look at my country."
“Once every four years, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, we decide to give a sh*t about Iowa."
“Politics is just a bullsh*t world where 'my esteemed colleague' means 'this prick here.'"
"Mitt came out swinging, which is weird because when I think of swinging I think of Newt Gingrich."
"White working class males are gonna go for Romney. Here we have snuff film enthusiasts...sex pests...those that beat the elderly..."
"That's what makes American weak, is empathy... it's that kind of altruistic attitude that weakens us as a nation. Sure sure."
"Look at the Pope. Nice man, but purely in a fashion sense, guy's a hat choice away from being the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan."